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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” ‘Dad, what are you talking about?&’ the son screams. “We can&’t stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We&’re sick of each other and I&’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.” Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they&’re getting divorced!” she shouts, “I&’ll take care of this!” She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don&’t do a single thing until I get there. I&’m calling my brother back, and we&’ll both be there tomorrow.Until then, don&’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. ‘Sorted! They&’re coming for Christmas - and they&’re paying their own way.&’